I’m tipsy. That’s the only reason I post original post instead of lurking and reblogging!

thatdogmagic:

mollyjames:

mollyjames:

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is… drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren’t joining this site anyway, you’re not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can’t keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You’d kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

‘But the app stores–’

Fuck you, the app is hot garbage, revert the site to something that can be viewed on a regular mobile web browser and get rid of all the dashboard sillystring that no one asks for/everyone goes out of their way to circumvent as much as possible.

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wolfskulljack-art:

Back again

And look who came crawling back, I know! I’ve not used Tumblr in a hot minuet. Hi everyone

escuerzoresucitado:

Which one do you choose?

CUTE LITTLE CREATURE BEING EVIL

BIG SCARY CREATURE BEING KIND

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freddieandersen:

biotechwitch:

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

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writing-prompt-s:

Every time you sleep, you have nightmares about apocalypses. One day you had a lucid dream and managed to stop an apocalypse, after which you woke up feeling refreshed. Little did you know that in another timeline, the people of that world is looking for their missing saviour.

froody:

wolfeyedwitch:

bubobubosibericus:

froody:

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

…do you mean the ‘self preservation instinct’ removed????

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

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eabevella:

petermorwood:

dduane:

aniseandspearmint:

a-frogge-bip-a-smal-beastie:

odessa-edmundson:

This side by side comparison sure is something

on the one side we have GORGEOUSLY handcrafted armor. Looks like actual plate, the white tree of Gondor clear and easy to see and echoed on the pauldrons and even pressed into his belt! Which is folded in a LOVELY knot to hold it in place. The chainmail is REAL chainmail. And over all there’s some good wear on it, it looks like Boromir has owned and worked and lived in this armor

And on the other side we have stuff that looks like it was created for a shoe string budgeted made-for-TV Camelot production. It’s CLEARLY plastic. And wtf is that LENGTH that leaves a huge swath of his VITAL ORGANS unprotected???? The symbol is PRINTED on it, not even embossed, and so poorly you can’t even really tell what it’s supposed to be. It looks, as far as I can tell, like someone smooshed a bunch of pseudo celtic symbols together. Those shoulder things are NOT pauldrons. They seem to be some half arsed attempt at coin style chainmail? Maybe? I have NO idea what that shirt is. It looks like maybe the designers were going for a type of Gambeson, but it’s just way WAY too thin. It ALL looks like they hit the after halloween sale at party city for supplies.

cc: @petermorwood

This was a show with no grasp of time, no grasp of distance, and no grasp of even fantasy realism - swimming from Valinor back to Middle Earth? Shrugging off a pyroclastic flow? - so I’m not surprised it has no grasp of Hero Props.

“Hero Prop” is the term for Boromir’s armour, indeed any armour, costume or accoutrements worn by a Principal Character in LOTR or any other movie.

“Hero” has nothing to do with the character’s alignment, applying to Sauron and the Witch-King as well. It means any costume, weapon etc. made as detailed as possible because the character wearing it will be front and centre in very close shots, where an IMAX screen might make any flaws a metre high.

(Bernard Hill was amazed by the details in Théoden’s armour, some of which only he and his dresser ever saw. More here.)

Now there’s the Numenorean bargain-basement rig up there, and the full plate of the Action Heroine here.

I don’t know what it’s made of, but it looks like vac-formed, spray-painted plastic.

Compare it to an example of Elven armour from The Hobbit movies, which notoriously didn’t have anything like the development time of LOTR…

No further comment.

lmao A lot of cosplayers make better LotR armor than the left one.

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massivefaceart:

Another coffee and ink drawing of 3 Swords.

writing-prompt-s:

Tired of love stricken mortals making up a sizable chunk of the underworld’s traffic, Hades decides to help mortals with their love problems before Aphrodite can answer them. It turns out that mortals are a lot more satisfied with Hades’ help than with Aphrodite’s.

monstersandmaw:

So on a millionth playthrough of Stardew Valley to alleviate the somewhat-immense emotional life stress right now, I’ve decided to write a fanfic with my gruff, buff, farmer lad Rowan, who was bitten by a lone werewolf in Zuzu City, turned against his will, and needed to leave the city because it was overwhelming for a newly turned werewolf.

Turns out there are other supernaturals in Stardew Valley, including a wizard, his unhinged (affectionate) ex-wife, a goblin, a dwarf, a shadow guy, and a siren, to name but a few…

It’s gonna be an endgame-Sebastian romance I think, but I’m just having fun writing it for now, and I have two chapters written of my super grumpy, loner lad Rowan.

Might toss it up into Ao3 at some point if anyone is interested?